#5. I can prick my finger, and the good Father can’t finger my prick. (props to Carlin!)
#4. I can drink, smoke, gamble, and chase sporty gals
#3 I don’t have to give 10% of my hard earned money to the church.
#2. Science flies me to the moon. Religion flies me into buildings. (Beachbum@Beechbum)
#1. I can rely on my own critical thinking, form my own opinions based on established evidence and observation, and act without the constraint of necessity or fate.